Now, this is the story all about how,
Blake’s life got to, well, where it is now.
So if you can spare two minutes, just sit right there.
Or hit the back button now if you don’t actually care.
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In the London Borough of Bromley, Blake was born and raised,
And in his bedroom, is where he spent most of his days.
He’d watch hours of sitcoms as a means to refuel,
Once he’d finished all his reading and doing homework for school.
And while critiquing Red Dwarf, he had the inspired idea:I’d love to pursue comedy-television as a career.
So he studied damn hard, striving for the utmost in quality,
Then straight after his degree, got a job at Paramount Comedy.
It was his dream job — until mission changes were made,
But he stuck with it a while because, hey, he was still getting paid.
He’s since re-designed channels, launched shows, and loads more,
For the world’s fifth-biggest media company — according to Forbes*.
But as the comedy genre has always most made him tick,
Blake started writing a book to scratch his comedy itch.
He hopes you love reading WIT TANK; it took him two years to write.
Please just keep it to yourself if you think it’s actually shite.